Mother ...Maaa......Ammiiiii .... Maaa ji :)

Mother : Kitna Waqt reh gaya hai ??
Doctor : Ziyada waqt nahi hai ... bus 10 ya 15 din ...
Mother : Hmmmmm
Doctor : Phela baby hai ??
Mother : Nahi  .... Phela ho ya dosra ... Maa k liye sari Olaad ik jaise hoti hai .....
Doctor : G bilkul sahi kaha ..... :) .... Maa k lye sab baraber hotay hain .... Beta ho ya Beti ... Phela ho ya Aakhiri .. :)
Mother :  :)
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Mother : Kitna Waqt reh gaya hai ??
Father  :  4 ghantay baqee hain  ..... Abhi to school chor k aye hain .....
Mother :  Wo itne Ghantay kab mjhse door raha hai ....
Father  :  Nahi raha to reh lega .... ab ussay adat dalni paregi ......

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Mother : Kitna waqt Reh gaya hai .... ??
Father : 3 saal .... rehtay hian abhi to uski perhai khatam honay main .....
Mother : Hmmmmm 
Father : Perhai khatam honay k baad hi ayega ...Abroad Ana jana b to asaan nahi ...
Mother : G ........
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Mother :  Kya jawab doon mian phir unhain ... Wo kehti hai Itna waqt nahi ahi hamaray paas ... hamaray betay ko wapis jana hai .....
Father : Tum soch lo .... Reh logi apni Beti k beghair ....
Mother : Nahi ... Per shaadi to karni haina uski ... Lekin itna door bhejnay pe Dil raazi nahi hota .... Shakal k liye b taras jaongi main uski .....
Father : Kahin na kahin to karni hi haina .. Door to rahegi hi tumse .. uski Qismat main bahir jana hua to ... phir ??
Mother : Theek hai .... Main kal unhain haan kardeti hon  ... 

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Mother : Kitna waqt reh gaya hia ???
Daughter : Jahaz to agaya Ami ... Bhai ko bahir anay main dair lagegi .....
Mother : Kitnay saal ho gaye usse dekhey hue ....
Daughter : Internet pe roz baat to hoti hia apki ...... Dekhti b hain 
Father :  :).........
Mother :  Asal mai or computer main dekhne main faraq hota hai ...Main usse galay to nahi laga sakti na monitor se .... 
Father :  :) .... 

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Father  : Tum pendulum ki tanah idher se udher chalna bund karo ... or araam se sofa pe betho ..
Mother : Araam se ... Waqt dekha hai apne .... Raat k 2 baj rahe hian or apkay betay ko ghar anay ki fikar hi nahi ....
Father  : Doston k saath gaya hai ....  Dair to hogi hi .. Zindagi Enjoy karne do usse ... phir to Business start karna hai usne 
Mother : Hmmmmmm.........
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Mother :  Kitna waqt reh gaya hia .....???
Son : Ami bus 2 month .... phir main apkay paass ajaoonga ..... Zaroori meetings reh gaye hain .... or kuch New project k hawalay se kaam b hai .....
Mother  : Acha ....Apna dihaaan rakhna ....

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Son : Kitna waqt reh gaya hai ??
Doctor : Ziyada nahi .... App bus Dua karain ...
Son  : .............................

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Mother : Kia Aya reports main ...
Son : Cancer hia ....
Mother : Kitna waqt reh gaya hai mere pass ..
Son : ....................................
Mother : ..........................................

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Brother : Main phone Ami ko de raha hon ..... baat karo unsay ... Apni awaaz hi suna do ... Ami theek nahi haain 
Sister : .Aese baatain q kar rahe hain bhai app ....
Brother : ..........................
Sister : Meri flight hai raat ki ... ...main pahunch jaongi kal tuk .... sirf kul tuk ...
Brother : Baat karo tum ...
Sister : .... Ami .... Ami ... kaise hain app .... meri raat ki flight hai .... main pahunch jaongi kal tuk ... sirf kal tuk ... mera Intezaaar karega .... 
Mother : ..................................................................................:'(
Brother : Suno ...
Sister : Bhai ami ne kuch bola q nahi ...Ami ko phone dain na ....... Mjhe laga ami roo rahi hain ...
Brother : ......................... WO hum main nahi ..... ab wo hum main nahi ....
Sister : ..........................................:'(
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